19720 notes / 2 days ago / reblog
"IT’S FINALLY DECEMBER" screams a girl, walking outside. it’s 90 degrees out. there’s palm trees everywhere. oranges fill the streets. it’s florida.
licking your armpit is like licking your elbow
i just licked my armpit to counter this and now i feel gross
SOMEONE DID IT
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO PROVE ME WRONG
I’M SO Pissed OFF RIGHT NOW DAMN IT
(Source: iamtoothless)79680 notes / 4 days ago / reblog